Girls Room CSI

So, a few days ago, we found out that the girl's bathroom on the 3rd floor of the school had been taped off with crime scene tape, like, legit. But, some people thought it was just the Forensics class doing one of their many interesting labs.

NOT SO.

A couple of my friends, both of whom are in Forensics (Jenna and Michelle, I believe) confirmed that it was not of their class' doing. ZOMG, something not completely boring happening in our school - IT CANNOT BE.

So, when Bill and I were wondering what it was, I had a theory. Someone mentioned that it might've been graffiti or something, but my mind went to a slightly more awesome place.

The Convo:

BILL: Maybe it was like graffiti or something..

ME: More like graFECES! ahhhh~!!!! (<--- laughscream/screagh)

BILL: *hysterics*

Hilarious, right? Well, if that's not funny enough, here's something of what I may have looked like after I said it:

NOTE: This is EXACTLY how I appear. Down to the very lack of detail.

P.S. - hawt, amirite?

Best Madlib Ever

A few weeks or months ago span of time ago, my friend Bill and I were talking on Skype. Having no desire to do anything productive, I found a website where I could do some Mad Libs. I am, by no means, a Mad Libs aficionado. However, I was bored, and just drowsy enough to realize that some activity like this could make me laugh more than usual. I was correct. We did a few, and hilarity ensued. Here's one that stuck out:

Dear Adam,

It has come to my cadaver that you are the fuggliest boy in the javelin. My left buttock starts fucking a Jigglypuff every time you speak. I would like to date if you want to go to the baptism with me next Wednesday. If you castrate, please inhale me at the Olive Garden in a month and a half. I birth you and everything about you.

Attractively,
Paul